Full Service

Do you have a wish? A need? A desire? Good news: “Full Service” might pop up soon at a venue near you. I am ready to provide any service you may desire – immediately and on-site. Nothing is off limits – as long as we manage to agree on the conditions and the price.

Tour Dates

28.01.2018 | San Francisco, USA | 266 €

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The Laundry

I spend 15 minutes with you in my private booth. I let you be bossy and I answer your questions with big pauses before I answer, thus giving you time to think about the answers you would like to hear. Touch is limited to hands and knees 24 €
I give you a hug 24 €
I stand in for your dad who passed away 20 years ago, giving you a priesthood blessing following the tradition of your former religion 16 €
I let you tattoo “Kosmik Fuck” in Ugaritic cuneiform script on my body. This gives me the right to pass it on to other people who have been “kosmikally fucked” by me. You can film the process of the tattooing and use the material for whatever you want 202 €

27.01.2018 | San Francisco, USA | 100 €

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The Laundry

I explain to you the dative and genitive case in German language 4 €
I tell you during 15 minutes how I came up with the project and what the high and lows were 33 €
I give you a third party perspective on the current dating choices of your ex 12 €
I let you massage my feet for 15 minutes and chat with you in the private booth 24 €
I remove my shoes and socks and give you a short tarot card reading about your health 7 €
I give you a quick tarot card reading 4 €
I give you a tarot card reading 16 €

26.01.2018 | San Francisco, USA | 133 €

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The Laundry

I ignore your friend for 15 minutes 2 €
I sing 5 minutes of Swiss music, combining funny and heartfelt elements and I unignore your friend who chipped in 20$ 20 €
I look into your eyes for 2 minutes 4 €
I show you some material from my current choreographic research in San Francisco and then we talk about it 23 €
I send your partner to a psychic healing institute where he can get cured of his smoking addiction. If it works I receive 150$, if not 25$ 20 €
I give you a quick Tarot card reading about the loss of your brother 4 €
I engage in a 15 minute conversation with you, aiming to teach you how to love yourself and to get over your writer’s block 32 €
I talk with you and your tinder date for 3 minutes separately about your interest in the other person. Then I create a list of assignments that you have to execute together (without me) in the private booth 28 €

15.11.2017 | Bangkok, Thailand | 54 €

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BIPAM 2017 / Bangkok Art & Culture Center

I make a good performance for you that includes good singing, good moving and a little anecdote about myself 6 €
I watch you do something. If I can explain how you do it, I’ll get 200 Baht, otherwise only 20 Baht 2 €
I predict your future based on your face during 12 minutes 6 €
I fill out two pages from your German language homework without making any mistakes 6 €
I talk with you during 10 – 15 minutes about why I do this project and explain its connections to the topic of prostitution 5 €
I let you be my director for a performance where I have to come down the escalator, cry, approach someone, say that I’m sorry and sing 4 €
I sit in the middle of you, kiss one of you on the cheek and ask my assistant to take a photo from us with your camera 14 €
I improvise a short play where I break the heart of all 5 of you 5 €
I read your palm to tell you if your future husband is a doctor 1 €
I write down something in your diary for the moments when you feel very down and I say something to your friend so that they feel less frustrated and confused 3 €
I read your future love life from looking at your face 1 €
I answer your question about your ex-boyfriend and your reason to break up with each other 1 €

| Zurich | 20 €

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Zurich

hihi 20 €